Yoooooooouuuuuu are not the FATHER!!!!!!

Front all you want but Soulja Boy’s Superman is still popping -- #10 on I-Tunes Top Ten List (that says alot)! 6 months ago I could have never seen myself saying this but oh well. This past weekend I got together with my sisters to finally learn how to do the dance – thanks to the superman instructional video and boy was it a workout. I'm not even a heavy set person and it felt as though I lost 10 pounds. He should consider making a workout DVD as well (make that money). At any rate I did some Youtubing and found this video. Let’s just say that this should be the official “Yoooooooouuuuuu are not the father” song + dance for the Maury Povich Show. 5000% percent sure he’s the father huh: I guess she felt the superman effect!!!! LMAO



Roundtrip Airfare to New York City ……..………………$215
Soulja Boy’s Tellem cd ………………………………….$9.99
The look on her face……………………………………………………..PRICELESS!



Hats off to the producer of this video!

Tracy takes on Benihana

Michael Wilson of the New York Times took a night out to grub with the comedian Tracy Morgan at Benihana. The comedian who’s notoriously known for being an alcoholic sat down to reveal what’s going on in his life, ordering a Sake Bomb – his first drink in three months (they say you always get the truth out of a drunk). But don’t worry the bracelet is off according to Tracy!

2007 wasn’t a good year for the Brooklyn bred funny man. A Miami DJ filed misdemeanor charges against him stating that he groped her but it was later dropped, he had several cancelled shows, was forced to wear a Remote Alcohol Monitoring ankle bracelet, and he and his wife of 21 years are divorcing.

In reference to him being forced to wear an ankle bracelet, which his character on 30 Rock wore on the Christmas Episode:
“I’m walking around my family with an ankle bracelet,” he said. “For me, that was rock bottom.”
Future Endeavors:
He said he is writing a book: “Tracy Morgan: Don’t Shoot the Messenger.”
Somewhere along the way, he gave his book a new title: “I’m Tracy Morgan: Let Me Live.”
Where gets his inspiration:
“You sit with people,” he explained. “When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop.”
His advice to drunks: “It’s bad luck to pour your own,” he said
And don’t worry ladies: he’s still looking for his potential future baby momma to bear his daughter of 10 pounds, 8 ounces but “You won’t catch me on ‘To Catch a Predator.’ I like grown women.”

Maybe 2008 will look better for Tracy

Lip Chap so good .......... it makes you wanna slap a B!#@h!!

Flavor of Love 2 contestant and Charm School winner, Saaphyri has officially launched her line of lip chap and Ultimate Indian Hair. The lip balm comes in 5 flavors: mojito, bubblegum, cookie dough, wintergreen, and everyone’s favorite pina colada. "LIP CHAP" IS A UNISEX LIP BALM IN OTHER WORDS IT'S FOR BOYS AND GIRLS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN ! – Saaphyri. You can purchase both the lip balm and Indian hair on her website. The 54th and Crenshaw native has also completed 2 film projects and plans to launch a new TV show called Weave-A-Thon…………. Hum, this’ll be interesting (something different for 2008). This past Christmas she got together with Back to Napp Salon and Café to serve Christmas dinner and hand out toys to the kids, making their holiday extra special. It’s always a pleasure to see the deserving winner putting her money in good use and giving back to the less fortunate as she once was.

Much love to Saaphyri

I Love NY 2 Reunion a MUST WATCH or IS IT?

And for the show that everyone loves to hate ….. I love New York 2 Reunion Show will air this Sunday (Jan 6, 2008) on VH1 at 9pm EST. It’s been a while since the final show aired and we’re just dying to find out what’s been going on with the circus animals and Bozo herself. Being that it’ll be aired the same time as HBO’s premier of The Wire’s Final Season, VH1 points out that “If you miss it, your life will be rendered meaningless” and several reasons as to why we must tune in (but not in this order):

1. Sister Patterson ……………….. so annoying
2. Fights and blood ……………..so typical
3. Tailor Made gives New York an unexpected gift ………… a pie maybe??
4. A penis, ass, and gay men will be exposed ……….. ok I might consider
And who knows maybe a surprise guess appearance from her past by Chance. We all know what happened the last time the Stallionaires showed up




I’m not sure if I’ll be glued to the show – maybe I’ll catch it on the rebound but I’m definitely amped for THE WIRE but take a pic at some of I Love New York 2 Reunion's pics

Killer Confesses to Stack's Murder on Video

Maybe he wants to jump onto the YouTube Celebrity Hood Bandwagon or he’s just clearing his guilty conscious but this guy has got to be the dumbest person online right about now. He confesses to being a hired contract killer who murdered the Far Rockaway rapper Stack Bundles on the morning of June 11, 2007 execution style in. Stack’s Myspace profile if you’re not too familiar with the artist and you could also search him on clmnews to check out some of his mixtape work. Question: Why is it that people are requesting that he adds a comment on their page after his death?!?Whether or not this is a joke --- you just know that the Hip-Hop Police is going to pursue this guy since he didn’t go a good job concealing his identity. The killer also admits that celebrity Columnists/ Radio & TV Personality Wendy Williams may be next up. This one I have to see. In the words of Fred Sanford: You Big Dummy!!!!! Oh yeah, you could check out the confession video here.... just ignore the clown at the end: CLEARLY THEY'RE HIGH ON SOMETHING!!!

Word on the Street is that the Repo Man is back with a vengeance for Trina

Word on the street is that Trina a.k.a. the self proclaimed Baddest Chick car is in process of being prepossessed by her credit union. I’m not sure which one or the exact amount of cars that she owns but this isn’t a good look for the cubic zirconium princess. You mean to tell me that while she was with the duffle bag boy she wasn’t making payments on the note? This bitch needs to be slapped (if it is true)! I heard a few years back that her home was in the process of being foreclosed on but I can’t validate that. We’ll see what more will come out of this story.

Can't tell the Louis Vuitton Don Nothing for the 2008

The lovable "Too tight to be fitted pants wearing" Teddy Bear known as Kanyeezy has had one heck of a year for the 2007. A rollercoaster indeed from his beef with MTV to having his third hip-hop album Graduation released on the same date as 50 cent's Curtis and the sudden death of his mother Dr. Donda West ...... not to mention the in betweens. One could only imagine what's been going on in his mind --- no wonder his music sounds a little bit off the wall and tical involved. Let's hope that 2008 has a brighter outlook. But at any rate, it was great to see that he's still living the good life as he brought in the New Year performing at the Palms Casino Resort.