Yoooooooouuuuuu are not the FATHER!!!!!!

Front all you want but Soulja Boy’s Superman is still popping -- #10 on I-Tunes Top Ten List (that says alot)! 6 months ago I could have never seen myself saying this but oh well. This past weekend I got together with my sisters to finally learn how to do the dance – thanks to the superman instructional video and boy was it a workout. I'm not even a heavy set person and it felt as though I lost 10 pounds. He should consider making a workout DVD as well (make that money). At any rate I did some Youtubing and found this video. Let’s just say that this should be the official “Yoooooooouuuuuu are not the father” song + dance for the Maury Povich Show. 5000% percent sure he’s the father huh: I guess she felt the superman effect!!!! LMAO



Roundtrip Airfare to New York City ……..………………$215
Soulja Boy’s Tellem cd ………………………………….$9.99
The look on her face……………………………………………………..PRICELESS!



Hats off to the producer of this video!

Tracy takes on Benihana

Michael Wilson of the New York Times took a night out to grub with the comedian Tracy Morgan at Benihana. The comedian who’s notoriously known for being an alcoholic sat down to reveal what’s going on in his life, ordering a Sake Bomb – his first drink in three months (they say you always get the truth out of a drunk). But don’t worry the bracelet is off according to Tracy!

2007 wasn’t a good year for the Brooklyn bred funny man. A Miami DJ filed misdemeanor charges against him stating that he groped her but it was later dropped, he had several cancelled shows, was forced to wear a Remote Alcohol Monitoring ankle bracelet, and he and his wife of 21 years are divorcing.

In reference to him being forced to wear an ankle bracelet, which his character on 30 Rock wore on the Christmas Episode:
“I’m walking around my family with an ankle bracelet,” he said. “For me, that was rock bottom.”
Future Endeavors:
He said he is writing a book: “Tracy Morgan: Don’t Shoot the Messenger.”
Somewhere along the way, he gave his book a new title: “I’m Tracy Morgan: Let Me Live.”
Where gets his inspiration:
“You sit with people,” he explained. “When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop.”
His advice to drunks: “It’s bad luck to pour your own,” he said
And don’t worry ladies: he’s still looking for his potential future baby momma to bear his daughter of 10 pounds, 8 ounces but “You won’t catch me on ‘To Catch a Predator.’ I like grown women.”

Maybe 2008 will look better for Tracy

Lip Chap so good .......... it makes you wanna slap a B!#@h!!

Flavor of Love 2 contestant and Charm School winner, Saaphyri has officially launched her line of lip chap and Ultimate Indian Hair. The lip balm comes in 5 flavors: mojito, bubblegum, cookie dough, wintergreen, and everyone’s favorite pina colada. "LIP CHAP" IS A UNISEX LIP BALM IN OTHER WORDS IT'S FOR BOYS AND GIRLS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN ! – Saaphyri. You can purchase both the lip balm and Indian hair on her website. The 54th and Crenshaw native has also completed 2 film projects and plans to launch a new TV show called Weave-A-Thon…………. Hum, this’ll be interesting (something different for 2008). This past Christmas she got together with Back to Napp Salon and Café to serve Christmas dinner and hand out toys to the kids, making their holiday extra special. It’s always a pleasure to see the deserving winner putting her money in good use and giving back to the less fortunate as she once was.

Much love to Saaphyri

I Love NY 2 Reunion a MUST WATCH or IS IT?

And for the show that everyone loves to hate ….. I love New York 2 Reunion Show will air this Sunday (Jan 6, 2008) on VH1 at 9pm EST. It’s been a while since the final show aired and we’re just dying to find out what’s been going on with the circus animals and Bozo herself. Being that it’ll be aired the same time as HBO’s premier of The Wire’s Final Season, VH1 points out that “If you miss it, your life will be rendered meaningless” and several reasons as to why we must tune in (but not in this order):

1. Sister Patterson ……………….. so annoying
2. Fights and blood ……………..so typical
3. Tailor Made gives New York an unexpected gift ………… a pie maybe??
4. A penis, ass, and gay men will be exposed ……….. ok I might consider
And who knows maybe a surprise guess appearance from her past by Chance. We all know what happened the last time the Stallionaires showed up




I’m not sure if I’ll be glued to the show – maybe I’ll catch it on the rebound but I’m definitely amped for THE WIRE but take a pic at some of I Love New York 2 Reunion's pics

Killer Confesses to Stack's Murder on Video

Maybe he wants to jump onto the YouTube Celebrity Hood Bandwagon or he’s just clearing his guilty conscious but this guy has got to be the dumbest person online right about now. He confesses to being a hired contract killer who murdered the Far Rockaway rapper Stack Bundles on the morning of June 11, 2007 execution style in. Stack’s Myspace profile if you’re not too familiar with the artist and you could also search him on clmnews to check out some of his mixtape work. Question: Why is it that people are requesting that he adds a comment on their page after his death?!?Whether or not this is a joke --- you just know that the Hip-Hop Police is going to pursue this guy since he didn’t go a good job concealing his identity. The killer also admits that celebrity Columnists/ Radio & TV Personality Wendy Williams may be next up. This one I have to see. In the words of Fred Sanford: You Big Dummy!!!!! Oh yeah, you could check out the confession video here.... just ignore the clown at the end: CLEARLY THEY'RE HIGH ON SOMETHING!!!

Word on the Street is that the Repo Man is back with a vengeance for Trina

Word on the street is that Trina a.k.a. the self proclaimed Baddest Chick car is in process of being prepossessed by her credit union. I’m not sure which one or the exact amount of cars that she owns but this isn’t a good look for the cubic zirconium princess. You mean to tell me that while she was with the duffle bag boy she wasn’t making payments on the note? This bitch needs to be slapped (if it is true)! I heard a few years back that her home was in the process of being foreclosed on but I can’t validate that. We’ll see what more will come out of this story.

Can't tell the Louis Vuitton Don Nothing for the 2008

The lovable "Too tight to be fitted pants wearing" Teddy Bear known as Kanyeezy has had one heck of a year for the 2007. A rollercoaster indeed from his beef with MTV to having his third hip-hop album Graduation released on the same date as 50 cent's Curtis and the sudden death of his mother Dr. Donda West ...... not to mention the in betweens. One could only imagine what's been going on in his mind --- no wonder his music sounds a little bit off the wall and tical involved. Let's hope that 2008 has a brighter outlook. But at any rate, it was great to see that he's still living the good life as he brought in the New Year performing at the Palms Casino Resort.

50 Strikes back at the Grinch known as GZA

GZA, the Wu mastermind known for his hiphop masterpieces such as Liquid Swords and Beneath the Surface had it coming when he blasted 50 cent via youtube at one of his shows in London and New York, but when exactly was the flamboyant Queens rapper going to respond back was the question that everyone had on their minds. Let me first say that I've been a Wu-Tang fan long before a G-Unit fan and I'm not incline to side with any Rapper or Group over this but I must say that after hearing what the GZA had to say I had to put GZA on the shit list for the time being. He has to work his way out of the toilet and that shit aint easy! I am disappointed in GZA -- going at a 16 year old won't get you street cred or record sales. It's obvious that the G-Unit as a group was heavy influenced by the Wu; most of their mixtape songs are done over Wu-Tang beats and even their roles are similar. This alone should flatter GZA but the Grinch, as 50 calls him, states that 50 cent lacks talent ......blah..blah...yawn.....blah....bore....blah.... isn't this the same thing the Wu said of Diddy?!?!?! Who lacks talent 50 or U-God?!?! I mean why it is that whenever someone's making noise and getting money a Wu member comes out and starts hating?!?!? This is really getting tiring. Is that the only way GZA feels that he could gain much needed exposure by throwing darts at the most talked about rapper -- why not Jay-Z? Listen to what 50 cent has to say in response to this.


Notice how 50 puts emphasis on the Beef being between him and the GZA not the Wu but then vex someone in the background for screaming TICAL. Atleast we know who is 50's favorite Wu member (Mine is Bobby Digital).

Earth to GZA you're too old to be Beefing let alone hating on the next rapper making money!! What, how & whom determines talent? And as far as you referencing your relevance in hiphop -- keep it up and 5 years from now you'll be extinct. I don't know if you've noticed but hiphop today isn't the same as when you first stepped into the scene. Last I check - weren't Wu members rapping heavy on drugs, money, honeys, and gun topics